Chapter Thirty – Four

            Yossarian and Company get drunk over Thanksgiving, and Yossarian breaks Nately’s nose. In the morning the youngsters start shooting Machine guns, as a prank, and Yossarian gets his gun to get revenge. When Nately tries to stop him Yossarian break his nose yet again. Nately goes to the hospital and Yossarian apologizes.

            Only idiots would fire machine guns in camp for a prank. I would have had them hanging from their toes for a week for doing such a thing. I sure hope this isn’t the depiction of real military life. That would be horrible.