3-3 Catch 22
Now this would make a great movie. Okay so let me set the scene for you. Yar has just refused to fly missions. His commander lets him go to Rome. Yar tells Nately's whore that he was killed. So she tries to kills him with a potato peeler. But it gets better. She has a little sister who also joins in on stabbing him. So he was gettin stabbed by a little girl and an older woman. Now they don't do a whole lot of damage but he gets pretty beat up. Now maybe it's just me but i thought that was hilarious!
3-2 Catch 22Well sometimes the innocent are caught in the crossfire between bad people doing bad things. An example is where the chaplain is accused for forging letters and a bunch of other various crimes. Now this is very unfair because he is a man of the cloth and he wouldnt commit crimes. Yar was the one who did but the chaplain is getting in trouble for them.
3-1 Catch 22Now this is a true example of love. Nately has finished all of the reuquired missions neccassary to go home. But he continues to fly other missions because of his lover. He wants her to come with him but he cannot take her unless he flies even more missions.
2-3 Catch 22This is pretty woman all over again! In this part of the sotry this guy has a whore and he really falls for her. It is just that when he says that she cant do that anymore she gets furious. But the sad thing is this doesn't end with a happily ever after. He leaves and she misses him.
2-2 Catch 22Now this is just nasty!!!! This grossed me out so bad when I read this. The guy who died in the plane crash, hes legs are still there and no one will go and retrieve them. How sick is that?
2-1 Catch 22I guess in life if you lie to get away with things there is always a conciquence. Look at the Doc for instance. he lied that he was in the air when a plane crash occured. He was believed to be dead. His wife moved away and he was left all alone with no one because of a simple lie....